dateacutiesuggestion:

Date a cutie who calls you both dude and babe

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television:

me: mom i can’t go to school the stress is bad for the baby

mom: what baby?

me: me

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calumfuckmeup:

ever noticed that girls never complain about being in the friendzone????? its because they understand what it means when someone says no

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wlw:

who tryna love me this february

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bluesforsamsam:

don’t announce things. don’t share your plans. show your progress. prove your growth. let them see your prosperity, not what steps it took to get there.

(via confirmance)

agraceful-disgrace:

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

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